Faux (pronounced /ˈfoʊ/, like "foe") is a French word for false or fake. It is often used in English phrases such as faux pearls, faux fur, faux pas and faux news.
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Disney has refuted a rumor that a Lost-themed attraction is planned for Walt Disney World’s old Discovery Island area in Bay Lake. Thus completes our psychological experiment on Internet gullibility.
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Walt Disney World will be testing a Wishes Fireworks Dessert Party in the Magic Kingdom from June 23 through August 29. The party, clearly not endorsed by nutritionists, will be near the Tomorrowland Terrance Noodle Station and will cost $17.99 for adults and $9.99 for children, for an all-you-can-eat dessert buffet (and beverages). Consequently, the company has increased availability of motorized wheelchairs.
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Walt Disney World President Meg Crofton made good on her bet with Disneyland President Ed Grier by walking down the Magic Kingdom’s Main Street, USA with purple and gold Mickey Mouse ears, emblazoned with “Go Lakers.” Across the country in a city that is not Los Angeles, MVP and noted adulterer Kobe Bryant marched in a Disneyland parade to celebrate his team’s victory over the Orlando Magic for the NBA Championship. Much like the NBA Finals, very few people noticed or cared.
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Disneyland Resort has announced a major remodeling effort for the legendary Disneyland Hotel. Upgrades will include fiber-optic-enhanced headboards and flat-screen televisions, designed for people who like to go to Disneyland and watch life-like high definition videos of the theme park attractions in their hotel rooms.
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Walt Disney Pictures released the first promotional pictures of Tim Burton’s take on Alice in Wonderland. The movie, which will be a combination of live-action and both CGI and stop-motion animation, isn’t set to be released until March 10, 2010 but advanced buzz has already begun. Alice in Wonderland will star the now-frequent headliner of Disney films, Johnny Depp, as well as Alan Rickman and Christopher Lee. Saruman, Snape and Sparrow!
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Disney scored another #1 movie this summer with last weekend’s release of The Proposal. The movie edged out serious competition with a $34.1 million haul, a moderate distance ahead of reigning champ The Hangover and fellow-Disney-flick Up. However, there have been sightings of Megatron, who has a notorious hatred for romantic-comedies.
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Ubiquitous tween poster-boys and Disney Channel stars, the Jonas Brothers, had their second number #1 album in a ten-month span with Lines, Vines and Trying Times. The album, which was released by Disney’s Hollywood records imprint, sold nearly 250,000 units. No word yet on whether the Jonas Brothers will be inserted into it’s a small world.
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Miley Cyrus took a picture and once again the world mourned the loss of innocence. Subsequently, many have defended the seductive self-photography as a “part of growing up” and that the Hannah Montana star is being unfairly spotlighted for her pics and tweets. In related news, I finally feel less guilty that at that age my biggest sin was shoplifting a box of Nerds.
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